While I was home recuperating there was a note on my door to let people know the deal. There were messages on my answering machine. One was just people muttering in the background and the other went like this:

“We don’t have a computer. We want to ask you questions. Thanks.”

That’s it. No information. No name. No phone number.

If you happen to hear anyone complaining how I don’t return calls, maybe let them know to leave a phone number.